okay. ::gets a slight twitch in her eye:: I will do my best to recount the remaining events of yesterday now, as I struggle to resist my urge to jump out the window as my roommate watches newlyweds and jessica simpsons "oh my gaaawwwddd!!"s her way into a deeper spot in my personal hell ( Read more... )

so, yesterday. what DIDN'T happen ( Read more... )

so ( Read more... )

dad almost died ( Read more... )